Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius.........



Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah!

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?

PCK : Of course woman lah! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped?

PCK : Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh? Don't pray pray ah!

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is
having her menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah!
Use your blain, use your blainnn ..........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ...............................
you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit?? Stupid lah!!!

Aloy : Wah ..... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.


PCK : Aiyah ..... ,' Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!' also ah!!!